Thursday, March 12, 2009

20 Random Facts About The Most Interesting Person In The World


taken in Gilroy last weekend


1. I like clouds. I get a little mesmerized by them sometimes. Ahaha.

2. My curiosity dabbles into illegal drugs lately. As in, when I can't sleep I lie in bed googling random drugs and reading people's experiences. Totally just for amusement/knowledge purposes... ;)

3. My breakfast of choice in the mornings is usually something salty. I never want to eat cereal or anything sweet, and I typically have a horrid day of actual physical pain if I skip breakfast.

4. I don't have a favorite food, and that surprises like 99% of people who give a shit about what my favorite food is. It surprises me 100% that it's weird that I don't have a favorite food.

5. My co-workers and I like to have nicknames for everybody, and all of them are kind of mean.

6. I love kids, mostly toddlers. They crack me up.

7. I'm pretty bad at keeping "I like him/her" or "I think he's/she's cute" secrets. Muwahahaha.

8. There are certain movies I can watch repeatedly and never get sick of: Dan In Real Life, The Professional, Closer, and other movies that I can't think of off the top of my head.

9. I'm a pervert and I enjoy the company of fellow perverts.. as in, people who don't get all wonky or uncomfortable when I make vulgar or inappropriate comments.

10. I have a good amount of patience for customers but when a customer is all OH HAI I HAVE THIS JUICY COUTURE NECKLACE THAT I BOUGHT 400 YEARS AGO AND IT TOTALLY BROKE AND CHANGED COLOR CAN I RETURN IT I HAVE THE RECEIPT AND I WOULD LIKE FULL REFUND PLZ... I want to sucker punch the fucker in the head. And then I take the return, like a good sales professional is supposed to do, apparently.

11. I'm a friendly person, it just takes a while for most people to see that about me. Yes, underneath the awkward or bitchy I am indeed a kind soul. YEAH I KNOW RIGHT WHAT A TRIP.

12. I own over ten pairs of black shoes, more than half of which are boots.

13. A lot of older (like, grandma/grandpa old) people are afraid of my stretched earlobes, and it makes me feel really really bad every time they have an unusual reaction to them, so I hide them a lot. They're not even that big at alllll. D:

14. Random fact that isn't about me, persay, but yeah... You CAN in fact try on earrings at Bloomies, so don't be afraid to do so or ask. Just don't leave your ear cheese on them plz k thx.

15. Toasted marshmallow is my favorite flavored jelly bean.

16. I like potstickers.

17. I am hungry right now.

18. I just downloaded a Chuck Norris app on my phone. Chuck Norris sleeps with a gun under his pillow.

19. I took the Colorgenics test thing several weeks ago and received eerily accurate results (I'll post them next time probably).

20. I like watercolor painting.

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