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this made me smile

2009-03-31T00:24:00.000-07:00

“ He’s always asking ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet. " -Michelle Obama, on dodging her husband’s inquiries about her shopping

OMGSHOES

2009-03-30T22:29:00.000-07:00

I've purchased a sort of ridiculous number of shoes in the past week. (Three is ridiculous enough for me) The silliest part of this is they all share similar characteristics: black, high heels, leather. BUT! two are peep-toe, and one is suede. Hahaha.. just trying really hard to justify these purchases.

And in lieu of my sudden obsession with black heels, here are a few items on my "I really really want" list of [black] shoes:

Steve Madden
<3

Proenza Schouler
Unrealistic - these babies are like $1,000

Jeffrey Campbell
I'm just looking for a pair of cute simple black flats. My Target ones are seriously falling apart.

Oh and I have the opportunity to get these shoes for close to nothing but I can't figure out if it's worth it, even at the super nice price.

KAY, ENOUGH SHOE TALK STEPH. Til tomorrow...

I like Chloe, but who doesn't?

2009-03-17T01:12:00.000-07:00

source: leloveimage.blogspot.com

I'm tired and can't wait for this week to end already. Happy Monday.

"You were all about the titties tonight, man."

2009-03-15T20:28:00.000-07:00

Finally uploaded the pictures from Chris's birthday thang.
I have the link to the rest of the pictures on photobucket, just ask me.

Yesterday was my mom's birthday. I was thisclose to convincing her to get a tattoo with me. She was surprisingly very open to the idea! Ha ha so weird.

20 Random Facts About The Most Interesting Person In The World

2009-03-12T23:51:00.000-07:00

taken in Gilroy last weekend

1. I like clouds. I get a little mesmerized by them sometimes. Ahaha.

2. My curiosity dabbles into illegal drugs lately. As in, when I can't sleep I lie in bed googling random drugs and reading people's experiences. Totally just for amusement/knowledge purposes... ;)

3. My breakfast of choice in the mornings is usually something salty. I never want to eat cereal or anything sweet, and I typically have a horrid day of actual physical pain if I skip breakfast.

4. I don't have a favorite food, and that surprises like 99% of people who give a shit about what my favorite food is. It surprises me 100% that it's weird that I don't have a favorite food.

5. My co-workers and I like to have nicknames for everybody, and all of them are kind of mean.

6. I love kids, mostly toddlers. They crack me up.

7. I'm pretty bad at keeping "I like him/her" or "I think he's/she's cute" secrets. Muwahahaha.

8. There are certain movies I can watch repeatedly and never get sick of: Dan In Real Life, The Professional, Closer, and other movies that I can't think of off the top of my head.

9. I'm a pervert and I enjoy the company of fellow perverts.. as in, people who don't get all wonky or uncomfortable when I make vulgar or inappropriate comments.

10. I have a good amount of patience for customers but when a customer is all OH HAI I HAVE THIS JUICY COUTURE NECKLACE THAT I BOUGHT 400 YEARS AGO AND IT TOTALLY BROKE AND CHANGED COLOR CAN I RETURN IT I HAVE THE RECEIPT AND I WOULD LIKE FULL REFUND PLZ... I want to sucker punch the fucker in the head. And then I take the return, like a good sales professional is supposed to do, apparently.

11. I'm a friendly person, it just takes a while for most people to see that about me. Yes, underneath the awkward or bitchy I am indeed a kind soul. YEAH I KNOW RIGHT WHAT A TRIP.

12. I own over ten pairs of black shoes, more than half of which are boots.

13. A lot of older (like, grandma/grandpa old) people are afraid of my stretched earlobes, and it makes me feel really really bad every time they have an unusual reaction to them, so I hide them a lot. They're not even that big at alllll. D:

14. Random fact that isn't about me, persay, but yeah... You CAN in fact try on earrings at Bloomies, so don't be afraid to do so or ask. Just don't leave your ear cheese on them plz k thx.

15. Toasted marshmallow is my favorite flavored jelly bean.

16. I like potstickers.

17. I am hungry right now.

18. I just downloaded a Chuck Norris app on my phone. Chuck Norris sleeps with a gun under his pillow.

19. I took the Colorgenics test thing several weeks ago and received eerily accurate results (I'll post them next time probably).

20. I like watercolor painting.

Ayyyy Holmes

2009-03-08T21:05:00.000-07:00

Friday at Nations, after Chris' birthday thang at Vessel.

What a night.

The rest of the pictures will be uploaded soon. My pro account on flickr is acting up, like the cunt who stole Daneca's parking spot earlier on Union.. and the asshole bum who cussed me out after asking for the rest of my vegetarian pizza.

Come to think of it... what a day.

Just remember: if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

2009-03-01T19:46:00.000-08:00

I have a "weird" amusement with how the sky looks almost every time I actually look at it. A few days ago I took these with my phone while internally beating myself up for not having my actual camera on me, and then almost hit a car in the opposite lane... stuuuupid occasionally overly-fascinated mind. I hate to sound cliche but the sky looked gorgeous and amazing that afternoon. I kind of fell in love. Or something.

IN OTHER NEWS!
Jules and I attended Wondercon today and I actually really enjoyed myself. I discovered an artist whose work I'd never seen and ended up buying a print. One of these days I'll have a huge collection of these; that's how much I love them.

I can't find a picture of the one I ended up leaving with, but it was seriously difficult deciding which one to get. She's having an art show on Friday that I'll probably end up at because that's just how I roll. Oh, Camilla d'Errico is the artist's name. She's nice, pretty, and Canadian(?). I have impecable people-description skills. Just CHECK HER SHIT OUT YO.

Last night I had my first experience with mash-up music at Bootie, and event at DNA lounge. Different crowd and different music than I'm used to but a good different that I'm glad I didn't flake out on. Fun times, even if I did smell like some dude's onion-y armpit by the time we got out.

Every time I go out to clubs and dance I think of this I just wanna dance! joke.

Anyway, I'm tired as [insert funny phrase regarding tiredness here]. BAI!

Friends stab you in the front

2009-02-17T21:06:00.001-08:00

Sakura, dancing at Vessel - Ariel's birthday
(weird quality, sorry)

point-form of things because I feel like it:

- The events of the last Friday the 13th were enough to throw me into full belief of this whole "bad luck" bullshit
- Went snowboarding in Sierra Tahoe on Saturday (fun and I'm still sore)
- Got a new digital camera recently so picture-posting will [hopefully] be more frequent
- Daneca and I are going to the DeYoung tomorrow
- I've been spending a lot of time with good company lately ;)
- Popcorn chicken has been my food of choice for about a week straight and I'm sure that's unhealthy hahah

In other random news... my mom's been really crabby the past few nights that I've been home instead of being out and about; it makes me wonder why she wants me home so much if she's just going to be mean when I'm around. I feel like I'm wasting my life away on nights like these. Woe is me. WOE. IS. ME.

Anyway, I'll get into posting more in a couple days. I've lots to say and more pictures to post but I've been busy and/or too lazy lately. Obviously, I have the best excuses.

Testing, Testing, Testes..

2009-02-03T21:16:00.001-08:00

awkward polaroid of my brother

HAYYY.
I noticed that I have a good amount of inappropriateness pretty much plastered on this thing and I just started it. Ah ha ha.

This is a blog for random things: pictures, inspirations, obsessions, stupid shit, funny shit, and other good shit like that. I don't think there will be many, if any, truly "personal" posts like I've done in all my years with Livejournal, but who knows. I don't have any plans for this, and I don't even know who would read it outside of my circle of friends. I just like blogs, I like writing, and I like pictures. Thaaaat's all folks.

To end this first post, I'd like to say that I have discovered the fun-to-read wonderment of slut blogs... Sorry, Mom.